I should start a combination book club/fight club. We would pick a book, talk about it, and afterward, we would beat the crap out of each other. This would provide an easy alibi when someone asks where you're going (book club,) and could satisfy mind and body. We could even talk about the book while we're pounding the shit out of each other. Of course our first book wouldn't be fight club. Too obvious. Who wants to join a book club? That sounds boring. But a book club/fight club? Instant entertainment.